“Doctor, has anyone told you how long your scalpel is?”

From the “I wish I’d been there” files, Member of Parliament (MP) claims porn movie was filmed in hospital. There are so many jokes to be made from that story that I wouldn’t get any sleep today if I tried for even a quarter of them. So I’m going to keep this short (insert self-deprecating joke here) and focus on how hot that MP is. I mean, she could have starred in a porn flick herself (“Penny does Big Ben.”) My thought is that she’s jealous she wasn’t invited to star in the movie.

I better stop now while I’m ahead.

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