France needs to pick better leaders

I saw that Jack Cayless tweeted about the French kicking ass 300 years ago, and I’m well aware of how bad ass they were back then. And they might well be bad asses again sometime in the future, but man, WWI and WWII were just devastating to their reputation. In fact, I’m sure the French just want to forget the 20th Century all together.

Oh, I just realized the French treated wars like STDs. “You’re welcome for WWI, WWII, and the Vietnam War. You should be more picky about your allies in the future.”

Between the American Revolution, the Napoleonic Wars, and the French Resistance, I know the French can be superb bad asses. I think the worst problem the French had in the 20th century was bad leadership. No matter how badass you are, if the men giving directions couldn’t tell a hooker how to give a blowjob, then what are the chances of them telling you how to kick Germany’s ass?

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