Spam #… uh, does anyone give a shit?

Don’t upset chief

What? Why not?

Your illegal activity

*Looks shiftily* How did you know about that hooker? I know I buried her better than that.

Header: Are you a legend? Become a legend with Viagra!
Body: Show your preparation to pain treatment with Ultram

Wait a second here… You started out by trying to sell me Viagra, and then change to Ultram? Not cool.

Janita Mcconnell

My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at :

But… but… but… *looks confused* The email addresses are completely different!

Please buy from us

Awww, isn’t that sweet? They’ve gotten to the level of begging!

Header: We will take a great care of your body and soul.
Body: About this mailing:
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So Microsoft is in the soul business now. *looks at the Windows 7 EULA much more carefully.*

Answer or I’ll sue

Geez lady, chill out. I didn’t think asking where I wanted to go to dinner was that big of deal.

Are you horny?

I thought the answer was obvious.

Don’t be a moron!

Fuck you too!

Johansson without underpants

Please join me in a moment of contemplation…

Dangerous Obama’s joke

Two Jews walk into a bar…

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