Spam Whatever…

Up to 415… The Internet delivers.

She came so hard she squirted
* Well, I’ve seen that in a few porn movies.

Up your dong, upsize your life
* So does that mean I’ll live longer?

better than you could imagine
* I don’t know… I can imagine a lot.

Yo
* Yo.

Time for your second puberty phase
* So this will mutate me? I mean, a second puberty sounds… dangerous.

Now manhood has a name – discover it here
* It’s called a penis. P E N I S. It’s not that hard to spell. (Ha!)

Colossal shame of Aniston
Outrageous Lohan’s pics
J Lo caught naked
Shocking Madonn’a nudity
Nost tanned Hollywood butts
Gorgeous diva drunk
* Yeah, baby, yeah! I ask the Internet and it delivers!

Kelly Clarkson brutally raped
* And then we get that one… I never understood the whole rape thing.

Wake up your porkmonster
* He barks loudly, so no.

Help to clean up your organism with Quick-detox
* My organism… Are you calling my penis dirty?

Paris Hilton pees like men
* I’d pay to see that.

A Submariner SS watch will reserve every minute for you to enjoy this life.
* Hitler would be proud.

Women love to arrest men who are so very blessed.
* Gotta love a chance to get felt up while in handcuffs.

4 Responses to “Spam Whatever…”

  1. I got:

    “Let women excite you more”

    Which, to be honest, simply isn’t possible. 😀

    Gift.

  2. Oh and:

    “Free foot fetish”

    Like I’m not strange enough, I have to pick up new weirdness.

    Gift.

  3. brenatevi Says:

    ““Let women excite you more”
    Which, to be honest, simply isn’t possible. ”

    * Are you humping the leg of any woman you see? No? Then there’s room for more excitement. 😛

    ““Free foot fetish”
    Like I’m not strange enough, I have to pick up new weirdness.
    Gift.”

    * But it’s a FREE foot fetish! How can you pass up free fetishes?!

  4. Well ok, I could get marginally more excited about women I guess. It’d probably mean jail time though, you’ve really got to know some understanding women to get away with constant leg humping.

    I’m immovable on the free fetish though. My weirdness quotient is full. Besides I’m pretty sure good fetishes are meant to be invested in, no one would care about free ones.

    Gift.

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