Spam #5: Now this one is a beaut!

Start thinking “Right stroppy” and you have it right.
So it starts with a line that damn near freaked me out:

It’s Julie, found you at forum

All of my close friends will hopefully remember that Julie was the weird chick that my mother tried setting me up with. So yeah, I found myself thinking “Fuck! She’s stalking me!” So in curiosity and fear, I open it up:

About this mailing:
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Very clever Mr. Holmes… Spamming in cyphertext now.

2 Responses to “Spam #5: Now this one is a beaut!”

  1. Damn I accidentally deleted a good one the other day, it went something like this:

    Help cover the distance – you’ll never satisfy her from here.

    Or some such… I mean how many people feel geographically challenged by their penis size? 😀

    Gift.

  2. brenatevi Says:

    A guy in New York trying to fuck a girl in California?

    Now, if you’re Dr. Manhattan, you’re not even temporally challenged.

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