I’ve been playing Spore pretty much every waking hour since I got it, and the few hours that I haven’t been playing, I’ve been thinking about playing (except for a few moments.) The best way to tell a game has taken over my life: I haven’t masturbated since I got the game. (From the crowd, “Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, I didn’t want to think about that.” At least, I hope that’s the reaction I got from you all. Otherwise, I have a taser, pepper spray, and a cat that likes to claw out eyes. Do not come any closer.)

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