Unfortunate word choice of the moment

My boss said something about “Jerking his flashlight.” I was about to say “Unfortunate choice in words,” when I was told to shut up. It was 7am, after 5 days straight of 12 hour days…

And the all time greatest description ever:

Let me tell you something about Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. First, it comes in a purple bag. Cool Ranch comes a nice, soothing blue bag. Because they’re cool, get it? And classic Doritos come in orange, to reflect the fake ultra-orange “cheese” flavored stuff they’re made from. What the hell does purple mean? I’m pretty sure it means “this is the color of swollen donkey balls, because that’s what these Doritos are made out of.”

From here.

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