About

So what am I about?  For one, I can be crude and inventive; I wouldn’t suggest your kids read this, because there is no telling what I’m going to say or link on any given day.  For two, I’m a realistic libertarian: I want as little government as humanly possible, therefor want as little government interference as possible, but I also realize that what I want is about as likely possible as Richard Simmons getting a blowjob from Elizabeth Hurley.  Or me getting a blowjob from Elizabeth Hurley.  That’s one to dream about; the former strikes me as a signal that the universe is about to go down the shitter.  (See?  That’s why kids shouldn’t read this.)  Three, I write, or try damned hard to; some nights it goes about as well as swallowing glass, and other nights it goes very well indeed (not Elizabeth Hurley well, but few things go that well.)